Safety Last

I saw this ingenious invention in a friend's car the other day. For drivers who don't want to be disturbed by some pesky alarm warning you of your precarious position when you're not wearing your seat belt. I give you the danger neutraliser...

Simply plug this device into your seat belt socket and cleverly fool your car into thinking you actually give a shit about not hurtling through your windscreen.

Cheaper solutions are also available:

• Repeatedly clicking the release button on the seat belt socket whenever the alarm sounds. Time consuming but effective.
• Locking the seat belt in place before entering the car. Then sitting on it. This technique is a favourite of taxi drivers.
• Wearing your seat belt.

A Saturday jaunt from Bornova to Goztepe.

I went to Ikea in Bornova today to have a coffee with my big cousin. I thought I'd stick the camera on the dashboard on the way home. It's kinda calming and scary at the same time.

See how many dangers you can spot. Plus extra points for those who can find the man dressed as a jester directing traffic (honestly, he's there). Enjoy...