Besides that, by far the most popular attraction were the Kangals (you should read the Wiki entry for them. It's clearly written by a Turk. Genius). They're a Turkish version of a border collie, I guess. But somewhat bigger. They are Chuck Norris to the Border Collie Charlie's Angels. They fight bears for Christ's sake.
On doing some research, I found a rather strange similarity in the way people photograph their Kangals. It seems that, in order to successfully photograph this particular breed:
1. You need to be in a standing embrace with the dog and
2. One or both of you should be sporting an erection.
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The Kangal. Ideal for protecting your young children ...apparently.
6 comments:
WTF is happening in that third pic? Is that.. no.. is it?
I think the guy is wearing a sort of tan fanny pack.
I had to look at it twice before I realized that, though.
(signs with relief)- Ah, yes. Normalcy returns.
The guy in picture 1 also appears to be smuggling a budgie.
These pics reminded me of one (out of perhaps a thousand) of my most embarrassing moments. Thanks.
How....virile. And very disturbing.
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