Thursday 8 May 2008

Caption Competition #1

We're at a crossover time here in Kusadasi. The local council is getting ready for the new season, but the tourists have already started arriving. This means that our foreign guests are walking down muddy streets that are yet to be paved and beaches that are still being, well, created.

I was taking a stroll along the promenade at Kadinlar Plaji (Ladies' Beach - named in an age when communal bathing was seen as the work of the Devil) when caught this moment of utter madness.

I feel it deserves a caption so get your thinking caps on. The best suggestion wins fuck all. Good luck...


Anonymous said...

Turkish Tourist industry resorts to extreme measures to deal with obese British tourists.

Anonymous said...

Kusadasi tourism minister came under attack today as the launch of the new high profile campaign to raise standards in kusadasi called "kusadasi - for the beautiful people" hit a rock *literally* when trying to remove a tourist from the beach.

A local was said to have been dismayed by the action of the JCB driver, who could have quite easliy thrown the ugly woman over his shoulder instead.

New rules include hieght restrictions on applications for residency and wieght guides for citizenship.

Some people call the move geniuus.

Anonymous said...

The extreme lengths some fans go to secure front row seats at the next Turkish Grand Prix

Anonymous said...

German tourists stake claim to sunbeds before hotel pool is built to ensure best position.